Health Secretary to make ‘rap riposte’ to viral video

GP, 2011 // In over four years as a reporter for the medical newspaper GP, this ludicrous April Fool’s spoof got far more traffic than anything else I ever wrote.

Senior civil servants claim Mr Lansley was recently seen ‘sheepishly dancing in a gold tracksuit’ with a small film crew outside his parliamentary office.

A DoH spokesman confirmed Mr Lansley would be ‘issuing a clear statement on the need for reform, over a fat hip-hop beat’.